Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Oh Geez

This morning I realized that at any point, someone could misinterpret my name and think that I'm "Mr. Tea" and not Mr. T! I can't believe it took me so long to notice this. Thank God so far nobody has made that mistake, but just in case I've decided to start carrying around a selection of teas. Now if someone approaches me, I can have this exchange:

ME: Do you mean Mr. T like the letter or Mr. Tea like the drink?
PERSON: The drink!
ME: Oh. Yes, that's me, Mr. Tea. Would you care for some of my various teas?
[Here is where I would go on to describe the different flavors and medicinal powers of the teas I had with me. And guess what? Nobody would be the wiser!]


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