Sunday, May 01, 2005

I Figured Out How to Improve Social Security

The answer was staring us in the face the whole time! Who pays into Social Security? People! And who receives benefits from Social Security? People! But has anybody brought up animals and trees? No! Which is why, when you factor in how many animals and trees there are, then you start to get a better picture. A comparison of equations might be helpful in making this more clear (if you don't like technical stuff, you should probably stop reading now):

Original Equation: P(people) + M(money) + S(social security) = S(social security)

New Equation: P(people) + M(money) + S(social security) + T(trees/large plants) + A(animals) + ST(small trees) + F(fish/creatures of the sea) = S(social security)

And when you look at it like that, you can see how we can improve Social Security!


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