Sunday, April 10, 2005

Brand New Idea

Here's a question: Why can't they make a newspaper that's just one long piece of paper? That way you don't have to turn the pages because it's all just one page! Then when you're done with it you can fashion it into some sort of gigantic paper hat, and Diana will take one look at you and forget all about Kevin because does he have a gigantic paper hat? Fuck no.


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