Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Baseball!

Since baseball is starting up again, I thought I'd share with you some of the best baseball jokes I've come up with over the years.

Q: Why did the house get up and start running?
A: Because the house hit a home run (and that's why the house is running)!

Q: Where do Slinky's go to warm up?
A: Spring training (because a Slinky is like a spring)!

Q: What did the umpire say to the laundry detergent?
A: Three strikes and you're Shout! (Shout is a kind of laundry detergent)

Q: Why did Dracula make a good bat (baseball bat)?
A: Because he could turn into a bat (the animal)!

Q: How was Michael Jordan at baseball?
A: Terri-Bull ("Bull" because he used to play for the Chicago Bulls in basketball and he took them to 6 championships)!

1 Comments:

Blogger Bud said...

These are excellent and clean. Your timing is perfect with baseball season starting and all. I will use them often. Thank You,

Bud Luge

11:02 AM  

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